Third Grade Jokes

Lame ass jokes people said when they were third graders

Timmy: Hey, are you smart?

Bob: yah

Timmy: Spell IT

Bob: S-M-A-R-T

Timmy: I said spell IT

*third-grade niggas*

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Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut

Mike: okay

*dumbass niggas*

Third grade jokes are lame af

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Grade school hoe

A grade school hoe is a grade school girl who dates and makes out with a lot of guys. Because a girl in grade school cant fuck unless shes really fucked up. When older will be a true hoe

Fam this bitch is such a grade school hoe. Holy shit. Dating 10 guys at once. "For real, training to be a true hor"

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6th Grade Boys

Annoying jerks who will make extremely offensive jokes to the point where it's not even funny anymore. They do not take well to being called out.

6th grade boys: "extremely offensive joke"

Person: "Ayo wtf, that was hella racist bro wtf"

6th grade boys: LMAO YOU'RE JUST SOFT HAHAHAHA SNOWFLAKE LMAO GROW UP HAHA PENIS HAHAHA

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major grade 2

Major grade 2; The worst possible rank in Halo3. When a player gets to a certain skill point in halo3, he will realize that kills don't matter. When this happens, you can officially label him a 'major grade 2'.
The kills don't matter belief orginated with AmazingAK47- the orginal 'major grade 2'. When he was reported to have stated "kills dont matter!"
Major Grade 2's are notorious for sucking at halo3.
If you ever have a major grade 2 on your team in halo, fear for your rank, because you will most definetly lose.

AncientStag: "Dude! Your really bad!"
AmazingAK47: "I must be good if I'm a major grade 2!"
AncientStag: "You only have 5 kills!"
AmazingAK47: "So what? Kill dont matter!"

LeppyNL: Im a Brigadier grade 2! I suck at halo! I nub yes? :)?

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fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

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sixth grade stink

That time of the year when early middle school aged kids start to have body odor, but don't yet realize it to the point of getting deodorant.

(8th graders)
"man, i hate February."
"why dude?"
"because its the annual sixth grade stink"

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Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.

Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."

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