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"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"
When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night
Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood
When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.
When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.
Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.
I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.
Someone you would never engage sexually.
I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.
When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.
Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.