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Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"
Alan refers to a male child, usually white. Other traits include but are not limited to above average rapping skills, doing Emo hair, Savagery and Banging your Hoe.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
"You're improving but you're still a long way from becoming like Alan Sama"
Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.
Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick
(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
He’s the literally the real darth vader
LOOK ITS THE REAL ALAN AGUIRRE
Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."