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When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.
"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"
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What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.
From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99
"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."
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When you cut off your pubes, keep them in your hand while fucking. Then you pull out, jizz in the hand with the hair and rub it all over her face to make it look like she has a big burly beard!
Oh fuck so you came in a hand full of pubes and rubbed it all over her face. Yup she looks like Abe Lincoln
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you are getting a girl in the ass and you donkey punch her then knock her out...cum on her face and shave off her pubes and stick them in the cum
that was a great abe lincoln i just gave that hoe
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When you wake up during a wet dream before you orgasm, and you have to go and "Top" yourself off.
Darrick had an Honest Abe after his dream of Megan
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Co-host of the comedy podcast The Pub Show, Abe Froman, has a unique comedy style that can only be described as "Fucking Funny". He is The Pub Show's South-West Correspondent, performing interviews and gathering news from around the globe. When he's not reporting the PubNews, Abe fills in the slow parts of segments with guitar solos, weird sound effects and off-color commentary.
Abe Froman: I don't know if you guys can hear me or not, but I'm drinking a GIANT Jack and Coke right now.
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Filling a top hat to the brim with steaming shit and then sticking your dick inside and having sex with it and then drinking the ejaculate.
I am so horny I would take a hot abe right now!
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