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When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.
Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
A seasonal beverage also called egg nog. This chicken abortion juice is thick and delicious.
The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed
I just used the tumble dryer abortion method on my neighbours kids
When a woman is getting an abortion and changes her mind part-way through, but the baby is just not the same anymore, that's a partially aborted fetus.
"Mommy's decision to go through with her partially aborted fetus cost lil' Timmy an arm and a leg."
The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.
Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.
Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.
Kevin B: Does it work?
Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.
Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.
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Someone who is almost idiotic enough to join the "pro-life" (anti-abortion fanatic) movement, but whose brain rescues them in the nick of time.
She's obviously a partial abortion. She spent two years in Youth Defence.
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The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old
Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now
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