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A private school in Milton, MA far superior to its rival, Nobles.
No Milton student is capable of crossing the street. All their tuition goes into the grass on the quad. The cave is constantly filled with clueless freshman. DSGs are as far as the eyes can see. More people eat in the snack bar then Forbes.
Person: What school do you go to?
Milton student: Milton
Person: Oh you live in Milton?
Milton student: No I meant Milton Academy sorry
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A place were only non white kids get in trouble. A place where all the teachers have to heads up your ass and you get in trouble for whistling. A place where you only dont get in trouble if you pay the school 150grand a year.
Oh did I just get suspended for tying my shoe in class only at friends academy
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A Gay ass school where "geniuses" go. Located next to the famous Pocket Ho, and to the crack whores. Also Known as The Genius School. Where squares "go dumb"....
Gay ass People like Juan and Ro-Ro have sexual intercourse in "life Academy's" bathroom everyday.
"there aint nuttin but squares in Life academy" -Shaniqua
"i kno, OoOh child, they needa quit being so gay!" -Mike Hawk
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A Therapeutic Boarding school for high schoolers where you are usually forced to come too, residing in NH. You can work on emotional issues and such. Usually you get sent for abusing substances, and being depressed or out of control in your life. The stay ranges from 14-18 months.
Person 1: Wheres Eleanor?
Person 2: O she get to Shortridge Academy for drinking too much.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: Yeah its ok she will probably be back in 6 months for a home visit.
Person 1: HEYUP!
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Look, I know all of you Irwins, Baldwins, Shipley people, and Haverford boys are always hating on us and each other, but this has to stop! Its terrible how none of us can be friends because of the way our schools have turned us against each other. I personally refuse to believe that the Agnes Irwin girls are all lesbians or bisexuals, and that the Haverford boys are all gay. And not all the girls are sluts. Why can't we all just be friends?
Please stop! The Episcopal Academy is not a bad place, nor are al the other schools! Can't we all just get along?
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A semi-private school in Newcastle, Maine. Located right beside downtown Damariscotta, so that kids can just skip school and walk right past any cameras they have. Usually filled with stoners and whores, sometimes a mix of both in the same child.
"I went to Lincoln Academy" - mom
"Oh. That's why I don't know who my dad is"
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Culver Academy is like the boarding school from diary of a wimpy kid. It’s for stubborn rich kids who need discipline, surrounded by a small town without the clear lake Maxinkuckee. It’s a good a place for vacations but not so much for a military school.
Culver Academy is a step up from your average public school of juul smokers and pot users. Welcome to hell
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