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The act of donkey punching another person, with vomit, while in the act of intercourse.
"I dont know what was in that burrito last night, but I ended up giving that hooker an after dinner special."
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The insane hunger that starts to creep up on you the longer you stay up after midnight. By the time it gets to 3, maybe 4am, you're completely ravenous.
Kayla and I decided to pull an all-nighter, but her mom caught us grabbing snacks at 2am and told us to go to bed. Damn After-Midnight Munchies!
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the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
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A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.
Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?
Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.
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When a gay is still in the closet, but comes out after dark to have sex with other gays.
Emily: What's going on with Mitchell?
Harrison: I dunno, I think he's gay after dark!
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This is usually added at the end of an e-mail.
Mostly used in confidential mails and letters.
Critical information and other government agencies use this at the end of e-mails or letters.
EXAMPLE
(content xxx
xxxxx content)
-regards
xx
Please B.A.R (Burn After Reading)
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The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.
Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'
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