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i am the 99%

In the US the 1% of the population owns the 43% of the financial wealth. This small segment of the population called the super rich have also the political power to influence the government and benefit their own economical interests, Leaving the other 99% struggling for their own survival in hostile financial environment.

I am in debt and I have no money nor a job. I am the 99%
I am sick and i have no health insurance. I am the 99%

by mapm March 1, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am game

it's cool, I'm ready to do whatever "it" is...

I am game to go to that hootchie party.

by eakthemonkey April 29, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Am Thor

Used by gay man to describe how they feel after a night of sex.

"I am Thor!"
"YOU are thor? I'm tho thor I can barely thit!"

by JThompson March 21, 2007

45๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


I AM APPEAR!

To appear or enter a thread in an over dramatic and over the top manner.
Often followed by *Poof* to signify appearing in a puff of smoke.
Originated in the Red. Vs. Blue forums.

Poster 1 - I AM APPEAR!
*Poof*

Poster 2 - Holy shit, where'd you come from?!

by TeaTard September 7, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am Brazil!

Occasionally, one foreign person will join an English forum and will decide to use a translator so they can understand him/her. So if you type in "I am from Brazil!" in Spanish, it will show up as "I am Brazil" in English.

Brazilian: I am Brazil!

English guy: The fuck is this?

by Evil_Mitch November 6, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saddam-I-am

Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.

Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!

by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am BLUE

Eu estou triste

I am BLUE

by Venon February 7, 2021