Aidan Gallagher

Aidan Gallagher could be a lil' cutie patooty, but when we see him as Five in Umbrella Academy, we see that he's also hot af! If you meet an Aidan Gallagher with an ax you better stay away. If you meet one singing, run for your lives. If you meet one smiling and staring, look away from that hypnotizing glow. If you see an Aidan Gallagher alone, normal, you better give him your number before his mob of fans, that are 13 year old girls, come and attack him. Aidan Gallaghers are hotties, cuties, usually famous, magical and their voices will make you shiver out of fear. Be careful the next time you approach an Aidan Gallagher...

EXAMPLE 1
Person A: Why are there so many young girls?
Person B: Oh, it's just that there's an Aidan Gallagher here.

EXAMPLE 2
Person A: Owww my ears are soo sore. I have such a bad head ache!

Person B: Did an Aidan Gallagher sing?
Person A: Yeah. Owwww.

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Dirty aidan

Just a dead set good cxnt

Pete: You know that dirty Aidan?
Mike: yeah he's a dead set good cunt!

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Aidan Wingett

Can be abbreviated to Aidan, or aids
Used in conjuction with accidents.

Its all your fault Aidan.
God Aidan Wingett.!

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Aidan Hall

Aidan Hall is the greatest thing to ever exist on the planet of earth, and everywhere else. He is the sweetest most kindhearted individual you will ever meet. To be friends with Aidan Hall is one of the rarest and luckiest things you will ever be able to do.

Aidan Hall is the greatest guy i know.

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Aidan Duffy

A Sex God, normally known to be well endowed and usually extremely popular.

"Wow, that guys such an Aidan Duffy!"

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Aidan

Cocky little prick who bullies everyone. Also loves to get beat up by guys usually with names that start with J. Thinks he is better then everyone but sucks at everything and nobody likes him. Annoying.

Dude 1; See that fight yesterday?
Dude 2; Yeah! that Aidan kid got whooped!
Dude 3; Who beat him up?
Dude 1; Joe, he was probably making fun of his girl or something.

Dude 2; that was dumb, never mess with that kid.

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Dirty Aidan

A sexy girl with huge titties and a gorilla grip

I could really use a dirty Aidan right now