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Ball don't lie

A simple phrase made famous by Rasheed Wallace and coach Flip Saunders that presents evidence that a foul call was indeed unwarranted when the basketball doesn't go in the hoop (usually when the foul beneficiary is at the free throw line).

'Ball don't lie' is more than phrase a player can call out to make a case that a call was made unnecessarily, it is also a mind-set and philosophy. Although Rasheed Wallace may come off to the public as an inarticulate NBA thug, some, like myself, believe that he is a deeper individual, both in intelligence and in a spiritual sense. 'Ball don't lie' is evidence of this hidden and sheltered brilliance exposing itself to the masses. The basketball philosophy Rasheed gave the world, that a basketball is a fair and unbiased being, is ingenious. I have a feeling that some NBA players may have adopted this set of thinking and think the exact phrase of "ball don't line" when NBA referee bullshit is evident. I believe Rasheed's philosophy extends beyond the shooting immediately after the bull call, maybe even influencing the outcome of the game (although the circumstances in which the call occurred would have to be significant). Radical, yes, but if we as a society have accepted crap like the 'Cleveland curse' can't we believe a philosophy like this.

Thank you 'sheed.

-Playgrounds in Beijing, China-

*Kid trips taking it to the hole, cries foul that the defender pushed him*

Kid 1: chi cha chong chi FOUL.

*Pay resumes, Kid 1 misses everything and loses*

Kid 2: chow mha mi ming tao BALL DON'T LIE...beeeech

by Doctor Jack July 24, 2010

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Lie-Fest 2006

A game in which you continuously lie. It was started with a fake livejournal post. The fun of the game is mentioning Lie-Fest 2006 somewhere in your fabricated story and seeing if the person catches on.

I can't wait for the lie-fest 2006 music festival, I heard Benny Benassi will be DJing.

by ronil waslib July 15, 2006

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lie-fest 2006

A game in which you continuously lie. It was started with a fake livejournal post. The fun of the game is mentioning lie-fest 2006 somewhere in your fabricated story and seeing if the person catches on.

I can't wait for the lie-fest 2006 music festival, I heard Benny Benassi will be DJing.

by ronil waslib June 21, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The yellow cake is a lie

A reference to the false justification for war against Iraq by the George W. Bush administration and to the famous line "the cake is a lie" from the video game, Portal.

Bush claimed that we needed to go to war, but the yellow cake is a lie.

by Axemantitan December 24, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


JJ lie ties

The state of delusional dnf (dreamnotfound) shipping

Oh no, I had a mental break down and my JJ lie ties are โ€œacting upโ€

by Rich Tea ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿค‘ September 29, 2021


Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms June 11, 2012


nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 15, 2019