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A ape and a Pig bred together to make a super anus Pork-ape.
He also enjoys the sausage.
OMG that PORK APE just stole my Sausage!!!!!!!!
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Commonly used to describe someone or something that is crazy
Derek went ape shit when he found out that it was me who shit on the carpet
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The most ridiculous math class you'll ever take in high school in which the lowest grades you'll ever make you're happy to receive. Side effects include: lack of sleep, absence of a life, and/or loss of a soul.
"Dude, I have my AP Calculus final tomorrow; FML..."
"I got a 56!"
"Way to go!" (insert high five here)
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When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around
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A black man that has the body of a savage black jungle ape - strong and muscular head to toe, large black nipples, wide nose, dark black eyes with giant black gorilla feet and long, thick, black toes that he uses as fingers to control his prey. He is typically seen completely naked, fully aroused sexually, and with an angry look on his face.
The Black Ape's natural instinct is to hunt and capture white women, then hold them as his prisoners until he is ready to breed them. As nature requires, the Black Ape has a very big black dick and has large, full, and heavy black balls. It only takes one time to successfully impregnate the white woman with his potent seed. Because white women are not accustomed to his grotesquely long, fat, and veiny black dick, they rarely survive the breeding and the Black Ape must continue to hunt for the right womb.
Keith was concerned when his wife did not return home that evening. He prayed that she had not been captured by a Black Ape. Sadly, he found out 9 months later that his prayers were unanswered.
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The trading strategy of BUYING and HODLING + BUYING THE MF'N DIP
APE TRADING investors have more time then hedge funds have money!