tattoo artist

The providential guardian of your new constant companion. This person uses a sterilized needle to permanently engrave symbols into their clients. They are the stability of the art world.

It's important to request work done by professionals, because without them, your tattoo's longevity and safety is at risk. With them, you can sit back, relax, and thereafter, carry art that gently repels burden and earthly stress. It's a reasonable totem, the lasting mark of a tattoo artist.

Many tattoo artists like to talk through your original design so that it looks well placed and is thoughtfully centered before they apply it for you. They are there to assist your dreams into coming true. They will help you feel happy about your decision, for the rest of your life.

Each tattoo artist you cross will have a different style, unless, you ask for flash art, which is when they will pull a stencil and then give you the same tattoo your grand dad had. Those pictures of designs which hang in frames around the traditional shops are displaying flash art. You still need the artist there, they, who understand epidermal tissue and have the training to make your experience accurate and effective.

I am happiest/most grateful when I think about my connection to ravens. Otherwise, I'm generally feeling down. I find myself seldom uplifted because my thoughts are as fleeting as the bird itself, so yesterday, I asked this neat tattoo artist to leave me with a permanent raven.

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Your Artist

A dorkish way of saying "Yo' momma." This is often used by silly high-school science teachers and their students. Nobody except those who have had said science teacher will understand the joke/reference and therefore creates an awkward and confused feeling in those who have just been served.

Joe: What are you guys talking about?
Alex: Nothing....
Joe: God you guys are boring
Phil: YOUR ARTIST!

Alex & Joe laugh

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prison artist

To use a magazine to hold blood, feces, and semen. Then to paint a red, brown, and white portrait on your cell mate's chest.

I became a true prison artist the day I ate enough blue fruit roll-ups to paint an American flag on Robbie's chest.

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bull shit artist

A bull shitter who is successful in avoiding detection may be referred to as a bull shit artist. Bull shit artists are quite dangerous and may say things with a high degree of confidence while, at the same time, having inadequate support for what they are saying, making their statements bull shit.

Its amazing how these politicians are bull shit artists.
That guy manages to pull so many girls even though he's unemployed; he's just a great bull shit artist.

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cheap shot artist

An individual who raises the act of taking a dishonorable, lowbrow, disrespectable action to an artform. This is accomplished either through frequent and conspicuous use of cheap shots or a particularly noteworthy low blow.

I thought I had won the bar fight but that cheap shot artist bit me on the balls.

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pre-estate artist

An artist who is so established that you think they’re dead

A: Have you seen that Gerhard Richter left Marian Goodman?

B: Is Gerhard Richter still alive?!

A: I wasn’t sure until reading the news. He’s a rare pre-estate artist.

desert island artist

Albums by a single artist which you would be okay with being stranded on a desert island with. See Good Music.

"My desert island artist is totally David Bowie."