Lung Attack

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.

Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.

Pap Attack

The female equivalent of a kick in the balls, when a woman is punched, slapped or kicked in the boob. The attacker will cry "Pap attack!" So everyone knows that they have been wounded.

Megan and Iona stood having a fight:
Megan: "You're a bitch."
Iona: "You're a dink."
Megan pulls back and punches Iona in the boob and screams, "Pap attack!"

Iona backs away holding her boob, growling at her attacker. Iona retreats to a safe distance with her arms crossed over her chest as to prevent another attack.

flash attack

A traumatic reaction when initially receiving a dick pic!

Penny:
I was blinded, dazed and lost my balance. I had to sit down with a cold compress to recover from my flash attack.

Karen:
After recovering from my flash attack I proceeded to show all my home girls and they experienced the same trauma.

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does

Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?

awk attack

When you are bombarded with awkness.

When everything around you in a situation is awkward.

Everything about that situation was awkward, i had an awk attack in there.

Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

Zac Attack

To knowingly trick or deceive somebody through misleading statements or falsehoods about future intentions in order to get something for nothing, always at the expense of the deceived.

“I just spent $70 at the bar. Jim told me that he was buying half the rounds, but he didn’t even have a tab with the bar tender. I ended-up paying the whole bill myself. I just got Zac Attacked!"

“Jim said he would give my wife a ride home to make sure that she didn’t do anything bad with another man at the bar… but he ended-up taking her home, getting her drunker and putting it in her butt. I just got Zac Attacked!"

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