16th August

only the best bitches have birthday on 16th of August

she has a birthday on 16th August she is absolutely a bitch!

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August 8

Best day to be born if your name is puddle

It’s August 8 it’s puddles birthday

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August 19

The most iconic day, the day John Deacon was born.

"my name is John Richard Deacon and I was born on August 19th 1951"

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august 30th

Birthday of a real nigga

Jim asked, "When's your birthday?" Charles responded "August 30th." Jim responded "you that nigga"

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August 27th

National meme day, this day is when you show all your friends the best memes out there and when someone shows you a meme, you have to laugh. no. matter. what. And that’s ok periot luv

August 27th example, “sup bitch; look at this bomb ass meme”

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August 14th

National grab your girlfriends’ ass day, if you don’t have a girlfriend or you are a girl just slap your friends butt.

Jake: Hey Austin it’s August 14th!!
Austin: so?
Jake: it’s national grab your girlfriends ass day

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august 11

slap your friend in the face day.

"oh it august 11"
" oh f**k"