Martini bar

A nasty fart bomb dropped in a densely packed room. Customarily, after the Martini bar is planted, the perpetrator retreats to a practical vantage point to view the resulting chaos.

Steven was at the club last night and pulled a wicked Martini bar and laughed as he watched people squirm from the DJ booth.

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Hooker Bar

Similar to a hookah bar, but with less bongs and more hoes.

"Last night at they hookah bar, I got so high!"

"Oh yeah? You should come to the hooker bar with me tomorrow. You can get hoes and get high!"

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O.S. Bar

The handle bar that is on either side above a seat in a car, that is used when the driver makes too sharp of a sharp movement with the car, such as a sharp turn, and the passenger or passengers usually say, "Oh Shit!" and grabs onto that bar. Hence "O.S.".

Driver: "Grab onto your O.S. Bar!"

Passenger: "What?"

Driver makes a sharp turn

Passenger: "OH SHIT!"

Driver: "Told ya."

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bar metal

The change that you have leftover after a night at the bar

Dude, I'm hungover as shit! Do you have any bar metal i can borrow for the bus ride home?

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snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood

1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!

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skor bars

the reason i get an erection at night.

i ate a skor bars and almost came in my pants.

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wheelie bars

Rods that extend from the back of a car and are connected to wheels that help keep the car from flipping backwards during sudden acceleration.

Extremely modified rear-wheel drive vehicles need wheelie bars to save themselves from doing a back flip.

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