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Code for when your fly is down
Hey man.. uh.. Walmart is open
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When you could give less about what someone is thinking/feeling, so you offer your shoulder as a sign of "fake sympathy."
Girl 1: My shirt has a small hole in it!
Girl 2: Really? I have an open shoulder for you. (points to shoulder)
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When an escort offers all activities to their client.
she has an open menu so i'm hoping to at least get dfk, cim, a BBBJ and MPOS.
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The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.
Girl: I am so open for penis right now.
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A phrase given new meaning by the outfit Venus Williams wore there in 2010. It malfunctioned, or rather functioned, to reveal her rear end, and was caught in a photo that became iconic almost immediately.
Did you see that picture of Venus at the French Open? That fine badonkadonk fell out. Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
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When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.
Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.
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Verb/Noun; The act of sucking a males penis.
syn. Blowjob, Sloppy Dinner, Rude Breakfast
ant. Anal, Vaginal, Cuddling
"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an 'Open Casket' in the car last night."
"Thanks to that bitch, her Open Casket gave me every STD known to man!!!"
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