bald headed hermit

Noun, Slang term for penis, usually used in the form of a euphamism rather than plain speech

"Do you want to meet my bald headed hermit?"
"I was kissing the bald headed hermit and he spat at me!"

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bald eagle tears

The essence of merica itself. Typically extremely sweet tea or Mountain Dew. Also refered to as diabetes sauce

I drank a gallon of bald eagle tears and all of the democrats cried. Merica y'all

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Bald headed bitch

Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.

Girl, have you seen Brandon?

No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.

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bald man in a boat

1. Vagina. slang, from a birds eye view.
2. or a bald man...in a boat

1. She's got a nice bald man in a boat!
2. hey look, for some strange reason there's a bald man in a boat sailing down the river!

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bald mouth

A mouth that smells like someone's bald head that never been washed. Hence, a mouth that hasn't been washed (brushed)

Shutup Tre with ya bald mouth

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bald haireded

When a person has the ability to grow hair, but chooses not to.

I shaved my head so now I am bald haireded. He can't grow hair so he is bald, not bald haireded.

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bald eagle

sported by bounanno.

boob is sporting the BALD EAGLE nowadays!

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