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Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
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A baseball is a white round ball with red stitches. AND HURTS LIKE $&@! WHEN YOURE HIT WITH IT
Helen: WATCH OUT! I threw the baseball...
John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude
A pussy sport that consists of chunky losers that think that all the girls love them.
"Yo Dustin from baseball gets so many girls"... "Yeah but he's fat"
Friend 1: Wanna play baseball?
Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball
Baseball is a sport played by gay bitches who are too soft and too gay to play lacrosse. Baseball players are certified faggets who fuck each other when they hit balls over fences.
Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.