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I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 23, 2009

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Geese Baseball

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.

Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.

by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024


American Baseball

When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.

Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing

by IMsorrynot July 21, 2018


Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

by TheLyoness March 12, 2023


baseball hoodie

Socal’s Sundevils famous for the Macho man always wearing a hoodie underneath his baseball jersey no matter the weather hot or cold one must always wear the hoodie

We’re winning today macho man wore the baseball hoodie

by Baseball hoodie July 14, 2022


baseball hoodie

SoCal Sundevils Eric Camacho invented the baseball hoodie hot or cold weather one must always wear the baseball hoodie under a baseball jersey

The power or rally of the baseball hoodie

by Baseball hoodie July 14, 2022


baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.

Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."

by Dirty Lou March 31, 2016