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A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.
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A group of losers that only joke, talk and vape in the school bathrooms
I fucking hate when the school bathroom group gets on my way!
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When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.
I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
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“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
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You're about to get owned by your teacher
Student: Can I use the bathroom
Teacher: I don't know; Can you?
Student: *Fucking dies*
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Mr. Mark can I go to the bathroom?
I dont know can you?
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AK B.B.B.C. & 3BC A strict ruling for any Band member SHOULD abide of use of the Buses bathroom facilities (mainly the transcon Greyhound type tour buses that are rented for such trips) during long band trips on the bus :I.E, A band member is allowed to "we" in the bus bathroom BUT NOT ALLOWED to take a dump(POOP)in the buses bathroom.
A member of the Band's prop crew broke the Band Bus Bathroom Code by taking a very smelly shit inside the buses' bathroom & was banished from that bus for the remainder of the trip.
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