soft boner

When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".

"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"

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Soft Life

Can either refer to a lifestyle or a period in your life where you're generally (but not entirely) stress-free and have minimal obligations to meet. Often involves engaging in healthy routines, hobbies and personal passions.

When you live the soft life, you're at the top of the Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, which can either be the result of being affluent or under special circumstances that allows one to flourish (see example below).

I was living the soft life back in 2020 and 2021. While covid was a major stressor to many people's lives, the combination of remote schooling + lighter course load + job layoffs + gov't money (e.g. stimulus checks, CERB) resulted in a relatively stress-free lifestyle, where I could concentrate more on my passions (music & photography) and less on studying or working. Minute stressors still existed, but in the grand scheme of things, it was a calm and carefree life that lasted for two years.

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Soft Cash

A woman repaying her debt to a male person by having sex with him.

Michelle repaid John with soft cash after he lend her $60 last week.

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Soft lad

Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect

McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work

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soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

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soft comic

A person who is usually very dim and always asking the obvious questions. traditionally a scouse phrase, but commonly used throughout wigan and northern england.

boy: wait, what are we doing?
girl, omg we've just talked about it for the past half hour soft comic!

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soft incest

Relations with a family member who shares no blood relation, e.g. related by marriage or adoption.

She engaged in some soft incest with her former stepbrother.

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