Pookin the Bean

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.

Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"

Smol bean

A person who is cute and innocent

I am a smol bean but you are a tall noodle.

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Jazmin Bean

They are non-binary Aswang royalty, Who is Nicki Minaj's best friend, and makes Dolltastic music 🥩⛓️✨

Stream Jazmin Bean's Princess Castle MV ft Cottontail

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beans and burgers

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC

and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers

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Old Bean

British colloquialism:

An affectionate form of address, usually used in a greeting and almost universally said by a man to another man.

Ah good to see you (optional insertion of person's name) old bean. How are you?

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Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

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Toe beans

Toe beans are the little foot pads at the bottoms of Cats feet. They look like itty bitty beans.

Cats often have 4 toe beans on the bottom of their paws not including the little middle bit.

I am told that a cat’s toe beans are made for stealth when walking and to keep them from hurting themselves, this is not true. They are kitty mittens and you can not convince me otherwise.

“Awww! What cute toe beans!”