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The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.
She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"
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"Soz Beef" is a sarcastic term to apologise to someone who is either hypocritical, stupid, or just too easy to take the piss out of. It is also used in place of "Like I care!"
"Your doin it wrong!!!!!"
"Soz beef!"
"Your not supposed to put THAT much cream in the soup"
"Soz Beef!"
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the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon
ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light
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When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.
While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.
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NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef
instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017
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A (usually male) individual who lifts weights and/or uses steroids (juice) to attain a grotesque, reddened, mesomorphic physical state, which they accentuate by wearing tiny tank-tops and grim, constipated expressions.
The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.
Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.
A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.
Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.
Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
"The weight area at my gym is full of Beef Monsters!"
"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."
Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"
Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."
Girl A: "I am disgusted."
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Means whatever you want it to.
Damn, that is so jet beef, dude.
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