birthday girl

a girl at a party who purposely stands out and expects you to supply her with gifts and alcohol.

Amber was obviously the birthday girl that night.

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birthday sex

its when you get some sucky or some fucky for your birthday, with no relationship needed

he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends

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Birthday Bash

The overly excessive amount of facebook notifications one receives on his/her birthday due to mainly people that person never talks to wishing them a happy birthday.

I was trying to creep on Courtney's profile, but she got birthday bashed and I didn't feel like scrolling through all of the wall posts

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Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.

Hey Joe, Happy Diamond Birthday.

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Birthday Psychosis

When it's a person's birthday and they announce it every 5 minutes on Facebook for friends to wish them a happy birthday even though everyone already knows. Once their friends are suckered into sending birthday wishes - they then ask for more without saying thank you, leaving everyone amazed and moderately disgusted. Slight variation of attention whore

Birthday brat: HEY EVERYONE ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thoughtful Friend: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Brat replies: WHERE'S MY GIFT??????????????

Thoughtful friend messages everyone else secretly: OMG!! He has Birthday Psychosis!

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The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.

"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."

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happy birthday

a good comeback; you could say this if the person you are come-back-ing with has already used the 'your face' comeback

you : YOU'RE A FAG
person : your face is a fag
you : well HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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