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When you have such a huge fart that you shit in your pants and it blasts in your boxers.
Jimmy laughed so hard that he had a gastro blast.
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To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.
After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.
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The act of grabbing someone's hips and then then pushing your head into their chest, causing them usually to collapse backwards. Also makes it very difficult for the other person to breath.
Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.
Person 1: Dude your chest is all bruised!
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny
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When my bro got locked up in the joint, he got butt blasted the first night.
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Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.
I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.
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A small up incoming prison gang in texas. it originated in Houston but is extending into other cities in texas such as Dallas and Austin. The gangs symbol is a star and do not see themselves as a gang but a family.
When my cuzin went to jail he would tell me about a gang in there that called themselves tango blast..
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1. The Area that should be checked before emitting a really terrible fart, when farting, or in most cases, about to fart, you should check a good distance of five to seven feet to make sure no innocent bystanders or pensioners are in the area.
2. Used by the military to check the distance is safe before rifing a rocket launcher
John Boy Goode: OMG I THINK IM LIKE, GUNNA YOU KNOW, DROP ONE
Peter Pluffiey: Check your back blast dudeeee
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