belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

Dylan Bond

Noodle haired weird guy. He’s pretty much the duck huntin’ big truckin’ camo wearing guy.

Wow that dylan bond just showed up to ball tryouts in a camo suit and muck boots

coach bond

Some bald heady kevin gates looking mothefucker

Look at that bald sumbitch must be a coach bond

Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.

The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

Savannah Bond

A very hot Australian adult film star with perfect big boobies, a round wet ass, and a rocking bod!

Go to pornhub.com and search up Savannah Bond and you’ll be pleased!

bonding

when you and the boys gather in the bathroom at summer camp and take turns dumping Gold Bond body powder down your pants in order to achieve a tingling ballsack sensation caressed by angels

bruh with the Gold Bond: ay bruh come bond with us its fun
random kid: whats that?
bruh with Gold Bond: its like angels caressing your ballsack just come in the bathroom with us
*random kid walks in bathroom and watches 6 dudes dump body powder down their pants*
*random kid tries it and becomes an enlightened one*
*random kid now goes out and tries to get another random kid in the bathroom to bond with everyone and grow the bonding circle*

Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.

Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!