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A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.
Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.
guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!
guy 2: Snap! false advertising!
guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!
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When a guy squeezes, pinches, and rubs your nipples to turn you on and then stops and leaves your nipples sensitive and feeling very horny.
Woman: why do you always pinches my nipples and then stop. It leaves my so horny and all I want to do is mount you
Man: its because your nipples are so hard!
Women:it gives me blue boobies!
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lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!
Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"
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When a girl motor boats another girl with her bare breasts.
Oh my god! Did you just see that? Kenzie and Kayla just totally boobie worked Nikki!!
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A person with a rack so big, it's looks like there is a two-headed monster in their shirt.
Amy is such a boobie monster, for halloween she is going to draw faces on her tits and go as a three headed alien!!
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When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.
Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.
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