(adj) - to not realize an automobile window is closed whilst attempting to litter through said window, and hits self in face with deflected trash.
please, visualize it...
...go into my head, come back out and tell me its not funny. i dare you.
Brady jackson fails at littering
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The facial expression of someone who has cheated and gotten away with it that makes them look like a narcissistic prick with a shit-eating grin.
When the charges were dropped due to the untimely deaths of all witnesses, Michael Corleone wore his best Brady Face as the judge read the verdict.
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When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son
Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it
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A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child
Tom: Did you see Tom Brady last night?
Brady: What a man! A Greek god!
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When you kiss a nigga on the lips
Hell nah. I heard you Tom Brady niggas
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A really shitty meme that few find funny, (most likely found on ifunny)
Thatβs such a Brady meme
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1) best quarterback ever. period.
2) loved by true fans, hated by losers who are jealous.
3) sometimes called overrated, but people forget that you cant be overrated when you have won 3 superbowls with high-school quality wide receivers.
tom brady is the best quarterback ever even though people say its all his receivers. i guess its totally his fault he finally has someone like randy moss to throw to.
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