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A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
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What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.
If life was fair there would only be one bra size.
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Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.
Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann
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A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.
Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.
Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.
A few minutes later:
Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.
Who ever this is sent to must send a bra pic to the person who sent it
-send a bra pic
-no
-but it’s national bra pic day
A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)
The smuggling of alcohol into a music venue, concealed in your bra. Often minatures of vodka as it is the most versatile for mixing.
Will you be bra-legging for the gig tonight?