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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

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If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 24, 2021

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ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.

Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010

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Ga Da Bra

an adverb used to express affirmation or assent or to mark the addition of something emphasizing and amplifying a previous statement. Originated from "God Damn Bra!"

You: "Did you check the surf?"
Response:yes
You: "Ga Da Bra"

You: "Did you check the surf?"
Response: no
You: "Ga Da Bra"

by Herb is MY NAME!! February 24, 2011


Assdeep Bra

A waste of height who can’t dunk and has a gender less girl

assdeep Bra was seen fuckign his girl in the forest

by daddyjatt October 11, 2019


Bra Brat

A spoilt child who is also very supportive

You're such a bra brat.

Come here you Bra Brat

by Foxcgurllll101 January 12, 2018


Bra soup

On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.

Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.

Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?

Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.

by Goatmangold September 6, 2022