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portuguise breakfast

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

by Jeff Young May 17, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot breakfast

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake

"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"

by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.

I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?

by Shile June 15, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


breakfast

the drug speed amphetamine

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast

by boardie September 26, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oakland Breakfast

The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.

"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"

by You Had 1 Job October 27, 2016


Computer Breakfast

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.

I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.

by Originalnilson December 12, 2012


breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

by ChristianMingle.com March 4, 2016