If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.
“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”
A certain hairstyle that resembles a military haircut with the addition of bangs that are 1/16 inch in length
Bro Jett’s hair is getting way too long. I think he needs to get The “Brett Cut”
A bad ass that doesn’t give a shit and will do anything for his family, normally bauld and has to wear a hat all the time. Normally hates gays.
Your such a Brett Dickson
The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson
Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday
An absolute moronic rent boy, which bangs in about the one time he was wanted off by Harvey Price
U wish I was Lewis Brett.