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when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.
homework gave me another broken pencil.
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The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.
Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel
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when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off
teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."
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Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!
Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!
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Someone who looks depressed and lives in the same household as you.
"Mackenzie looks really emo broken right now."
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An underrated song by SZA.
Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)
(broken clocks)
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An old European insult that refers to someone who doesn't know when to shut the hell up! Usually someone who's ignorant, an attention whore, or just plain full-of-it.
Christian: "I can't believe half the campus already knows about the drama with Becky."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."
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