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when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.
homework gave me another broken pencil.
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The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.
Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel
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An underrated song by SZA.
Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)
(broken clocks)
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when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off
teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."
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Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!
Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!
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It's that feeling that can bring you down to your knees and can make you cry a river. It's that feeling that any moment you might get crazy from thinking the "how's" "what's" and "why's" you are in that state. It's that pain in your body that makes you unable to speak from the words you can't say anymore, makes you unable to see from too much cryin, and sometimes it makes you unable to feel anything anymore
We were so happy. Everyday we felt so wild and free. But then our love became a struggle and things went wrong. And before I knew it I was heart broken and your gone
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When your heart broken it feels like there is nothing left for you. When you’ve done so much that there is nothing left. When you’ve tried so hard and you got nothing. When you stood up to be put down. When your heart suffers from pain that can’t be fixed. Feels like your heart doesn’t work anymore. When you’ve lost all your friends. When you’ve lost all hope. That’s what heart broken is . 🖤
She was heart broken after losing everybody and still remaining in suffering .
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