Simp. A man who claims to be a lion when he is SIMPly a butterfly. Claims to be affluent, but makes his living by mowing his Daddy's property. His "wealth" allows him to purchase Chipotle for prospective women. A Ned Bud resides in basements and rural areas. If you encounter a Ned Bud, your best bet is to scuff his Uggs and outrun him. However, if he is in the Range Rover blasting Tekashi 6ix9ine, nobody stands a chance.
"Hey do you want me to pay for your Chipotle burrito?" "Sure, thanks Ned Bud!"
"Ned Bud, go mow the lawn!"
"Ned Bud is the peck connoisseur."
Past tense verb. When a company launches a poor marketing campaign, often in the name of wokeness, social justice, DEI, that results in catastrophic sales figures.
"Did you hear about Target selling tuck-swimsuits and satanic merch?"
"Yeah, they just bud lit themselves."
The one person who you are allowing yourself to break quarantine with.
Person 1: Hey man! You can't be that close to her!
Person 2: Hey, don't worry! She is my corona bud.
When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.
Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds
The result of smoking copious amounts of marijuana or hash and becoming comatose, couch-locked, or zombified. Another common result is smoking oneself to sleep.
Dude, I smoked a half ounce of hash last night! I got so bud fucked, I passed out with my bowl in hand.
A trashy bud or a scummy home boy.
He's my trash bud, he's doing molly.