Cabbage that has been fermented in a girls coochie
"We had coochie cabbage last night for dinner, it was about 2 weeks old."
Everyones definition of this is different, but Unseasoned cabbage is when you are not really relatable, or when you don’t know a well-known thing.
“ did you see this tiktok its really funny“
“no? I don’t even get it.“
“ u unseasoned cabbage“
It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.
You unseasoned cabbage.
When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved
she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser