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The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
A “boob” is a dumb person. Someone that goes through life unsuspecting of things. A “booby trap” is a trap that is so obviously a trap that only a boob would get caught in it. Sometimes a prison is also referred to as a “booby trap” because those in there were not smart enough to stay out of it.
My friend got thrown in the booby cage. The dumbass should have known the cops were watching that house for illicit drug dealing.
Nicholas Cage is the best actor ever
“Who’s the best actor again?”
“Nicholas Cage of course!”
Guerilla Rage Cage is a modernized drinking game originated in West Seattle where group members travel to an urbanized area with a foldable table and Solo cups. The aim is to generate hype and fun.
Last night we all went to Madison for Guerrilla Rage Cage. Gatsby lost and had to drink the b*tch cup.
“Hey do you know Nic Cage?”
“Yeah, I go to church every Sunday.”