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Call Luigi

What you do in life when you have no other choices.

“You have three options in life: give up, try again, or call Luigi.”

by MaybeARealWord April 20, 2021


call remorse

The feeling of mortification after you call someone then hang up when they answer knowing they will see that you called then hung up.

I was overwhelmed with call remorse when I hung up on my weekend hook up when he answered.

by 1jazzydiva November 7, 2011


thot call

when you walk sown the street and you smack a pack of Newports on your hand and the thots come out of their crack houses to suck some dick

" aye, you know where I can find some thots?"
" yeah, I got the thot call right here"

by smashinpussy April 2, 2017


trout call

Often employed by rustics, a Trout Call is what you call it when you fart in hip-waders while fishing.

"Virgil, how're you catchin' so many more than me? "
"Well, I went down the truck stop this mornin' and got me a new trout call!"

by Matt Eagle March 11, 2008


Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

by Jozzy October 21, 2007


clone call

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

by Almalphia September 27, 2010


call accounting

Call accounting is software or hardware that provides metrics for telephony functions such as traffic analysis, toll fraud alerts, network management and cost allocation to various departments. There are countless call accounting vendors that tout their various features and niches. Some specialize in professional bill back, others focus on the unique requirements of hospitality environments and others offer generic solutions for general business requirements

I use call accounting software to keep track of misuse and abuse of telephone calling.

by Rito Salomone, www.telecost.com October 6, 2006