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When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.
wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
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A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.
"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."
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When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.
Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.
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A sexual act which involves inserting the Stanley Cup into a woman's ass while wearing moose antlers and using maple syrup as lubrication.
Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?
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An obscene sex act involving the use of moose antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the stanley cup.
I went all Canada's History on her last night and she freaked out.
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A crude act involving a moose's antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.
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A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
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