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The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
When you have to empty your badder
I have to drain the castle moat.
Urinate urination
Castling at a strange time in chess
NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.
An archaic term for one’s anus, typically used in reference to anal sex.
“I’d like to storm her poo castle!”
The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!
"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"
A term used for Correctional Officers, Deputy Jailers, Detention Deputies, and Law Enforcement Officers working in jails, Prisons, etc..
Those guys aren’t road dudes they’re brick castle knights.
This is the easy time
The first and last river crossed
A happy time
Can you hear the voices
Calling - calling - calling
Go on - go on - go on keep moving
Its so easy to see why
He who will rise will fall again
I see your eyes
Castles In Spain
Push your way across
And did I feel uneasy here
You settled in
Can you hear...
You're here and you know why
He who will...
Can you hear...
What can I do
You settled in
A happy time
What can I do