Made In China Too

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"

great wall of china

fence built to keep the rabbits out.

too many rabbits in china.

the great wall of china halted many a rabbit from invading the villages near the border of china

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slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

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China Eastern Airlines

A Chinese airlines was started on June 25, 1988, and is headquartered at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport. They don’t know how to clean planes, because they’re lazy pieces of shit who don’t care. They are the second largest airlines in China, which means they’re like the American Airlines of China. Also they don’t care to provide WiFi, because China only pretends to be in the 21st century.

WARNING: their planes struggle to stay flying!!

Today I flew on China Eastern Airlines, it was horrible! The plane was filthy, the seats where too, there wasn’t any WiFi, and the damn engines were so loud!

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Bull in a china shop

Jessica Isabelle Covey

Oh Jess, have you fallen over again? Stop being such a bull in a china shop.

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Fine White China

one the various aliases of the drug cocaine. also: white lady, coke, blow, snow...

"hey gangsta, i'm lookin' for that fine white china"

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butt ass china

a way to describe the distance of a friends house in comparison to ones own house from a static location

example: two friends at school one with a car the other with weak short legs that cant walk the 43 miles to his house

small white guy:can you give me a ride home
rather large mexican freind:no dude you live in butt ass china
small white guy:butt at leist im not from mexico
rather large mexican freind:fuck you im leaving your ass here
small white guy:fuckin spic
the rather large mexican freind puches white guy is nose then stomps his colon
white guy bleeding from colon and face cries out why oh why do i have to live in butt ass china

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