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Cigarette Nose

Someone who smokes a shit load of cigarettes.

“Man, that coworker of mine is a cigarette nose! All he wants to do is take smoke breaks.”

“It’s hard to get anything done with all these cigarette noses

“Larry’s dad is a fuckin cigarette nose”

by Wish bone July 7, 2021


cigarette smoker fiona

Best arctic monkeys song ever.

Have you heard cigarette smoker fiona? It’s amazing

by shatoota November 23, 2021


Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022


Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 16, 2019


New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.

Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'

by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018


Electric Jazz Cigarette

Noun: Philly phrase for a disposable marajuana vape.

Yo cat, can I get a drag of yo electric jazz cigarette?

by Slevenklevra July 26, 2019


Second-hand Cigarette

A home-made joint containing marijuana.

No, it's a second-hand cigarette!

by jj17PP April 2, 2011