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Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .
Favourite phrase -unnebrocke
a haiku
A mortal tortle
Clay hortle
you want to courtal?
when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?
John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!
Caleb: Bet!
"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"
The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.
"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."
Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.
When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.
A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."