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It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up
"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"
Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!
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A mother fucking bad ass thing that was invented in the beginning of motherfucking time! Its a clock, its a wrist! Its a motherfucking wrist clock.
Jack was wearing a motherfucking wrist clock today!
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a kink where someone gets h word by looking at clocks
She is obsessed with miss minutes! i think she has a clock kink!
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Sitting on your friends nose with no pants on.
Optimal bundy clock will leave skid mark on tip of victims nose.
Derived from the punch in card slot system invented by Slate Rock and Gravel Company and used by Fred Flintstone.
So named due to the similarities between the sliding of the bundy card into the slot and the sliding of the nose into the sphincter as well as the crunch that can be heard when performed correctly.
Can also be done by hired employee who may posses added the std factor that one may want to pass on to their victim for added retribution.
I saw the photo of you tea baggin me at that party. Funny, original, creative.
Really great stuff, I tried something a little different but if watching too much Dane Cook hadn't killed your sense of smell by yelling at you that way he does you would know there is a smudge of shit on your nose right now, not as much as there was; seems you're not the most anal face cleaner (lolPUN)
There's a fb fan page, twitter feed and something called the bundy the baggers united.
Video of the Bundy Clocking on request.
Also, google images is full of photographic evidence of your nose sliding up into my ass crack which had been prepared earlier. Two particularly gruesome shits taken over 3 hours, 1st is lightly wiped, 2nd no wipe.
Don't ever put your balls in the mouth of a passed out individual again you sexually confused quasi rapist.
I'll find you and sit on your nose until I am satisfied with the amount of shit left on your nose as well as the shape, consistency and aesthetic appeal of the shit smudge.
This particular Bundy Clock came with a complimentary dangle berry courtesy of my neighbours dog type animal.
Expect to sneeze shit for 4-6 wks with possible pink eye like symptoms and some kind of hoof infection.
A small permanently inked smudge in a shitish colour and you will avoid further clockage..
MOVE YOUR BUNDYCLOCK!!
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waiting for the clock to turn for daylight savings time
man lastnight was trippin. we was watching the clock and yo man it turned from 1:59 to 3.
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To put it on the scale (usually drugs).
Example: That's 1g yo. I put it on the clock!
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imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'
jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock
judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!
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