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a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.
Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine
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when your nose is too blocked, you politely ask a close friend to lend a helping hand inserting drugs anally. So someone must insert a tube into your anus and pour cocaine in then blow with their mouth to ensure safe passage, its a two man job for sure.
Hey my nose is soo blocked , blatantly do me a cocaine anal cannon please , nice one !
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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
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i drank a cocaine energy drink today, and my throat was on fire and i was sweating.
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When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'
"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"
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Occurs on the 23rd of September every year.People generally sniff huge lines of dust and get off their lips
Me: Hey guys it’s global cocaine appreciation day let wu get some dust now Friend: sound mate will get on the dialer now
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The first line of an awesome song by System of a Down. This line is repeated many times.
"Psycho! Groupie! Cocaine! Crazy! Psycho groupie cocaine crazy, psycho groupie coke, makes you high, makes you hide, makes you really wanna go, STOP!" -Psycho, System of a Down.
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