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A person who designs and writes (codes) computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.
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Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.
Man, that Apple Computer sucks balls!
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computer fag:
A person who has no friends or very little friends and plays gay games such as Runescape or World of Warcraft.
They use words such as "noob" and "pwn". Most male computer fags have never been laid. Ever. The words noob and pwn are just as gay as they are. They waste their life on faggish multiplayer online video games that consists of "magical" wizards and goblins. You know, gay shit like that. These people, often males, tend to be interested in Naruto and childish things. They also gather in online chat rooms and type out their fake actions, lie about being with women sexually, and usually think that they are in gangs.
The computer fag is the unmanliest being on the face of the planet. They should be shunned by us Non-Homos.
Matt: "Hey dude you see that kid over there."
Jusin: "Ya he's that fag that watches Naruto and still likes Pokemon."
Matt: "I know he is so gay. Last night he was playing Halo online with my brother and was calling him a noob and saying he pwned him and shit. He's such a computer fag."
Justin: "Really? Lets go kick his ass, then have sex with women."
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A pussy user-friendly computer.
Only losers use apple computers.
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a computer that is made of apple
this apple computer doesnt work. perhaps it is Bcoz it is made of apple.
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That warp in the space-time continuum that happens when you get on the computer "for a few minutes" to check your email and the next time you look at the clock, it's 4 hours later. Similar to what happened to people in the movie "Looker".
Also akin to the NFL minute.
Man: "Honey, I'll be up for dinner in a few minutes, I've got to check my email."
Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"
Man: "True dhat!"
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a computer junkie plays on the pc all day he wakes up with the monitor and goes to sleep with the monitor. he probably browses the internet all day and plays video games.
you're a fucking computer junkie
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