Bringing up someone’s follower count

The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.

“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L

Its whats on the inside that counts

A phrase used by various men to win over a women and eventually get in the panties

Guy: Sarah you are so hot
Sarah: Thats all you see when you look at me?
Guy: No no, its whats on the inside that counts
Sarah: Awh you should come to my place later
Guy: *immediately granted with satisfaction*

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Old enough to count, old enough to mount

The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.

"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."

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don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

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count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

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Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"