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A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.
Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"
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the act of shitting (chocolate) into a girl's vagina (taco), then fucking her, then eventually ejaculating inside her (frosting), and finally eating her out...bon appetit!!!
I've been with this girl for a really long time, the only thing we haven't done yet is a frosting covered chocolate taco.
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When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.
Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."
Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
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spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks
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A strong Sativa strain covered in dense Indica hash, than smothered in hybrid hash oil, than finally rolled in as much keif possible, this miraculous ball of zen, sedation, and optimism will never leave the unsuspecting victim disappointed.
Aye man you got any more of those Chocolate Covered Mind Fucks? My bitch teal thinks its a myth
The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.
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What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.
"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"
"Nice man."
*High Five*
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