The opposite of whisky dick.
When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.
Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i donโt know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.
Karen: Covid dick?
Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!
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Covid/19 a diesise cause because of China and their animalistic ways
That boy has Covid/19
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When your partner wears your facemask as underwear after cumming inside of them, then your friend wears that mask on their face in public.
Bro, Jon forgot his facemask last night when we went to Chili's for the 2 for $20 and he has no idea he got Snowvid Covid. Luckily for him it wasn't a Dirty Snowvid. (Came in partners butt)
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When the number of toilet visits by millions of people on quarantine or lockdown surged exponentially, as many consumed more than what they needed, thus generating tonnes of extra shit.
Guesstimate how many tonnes of poo were produced during the AprilโJune lockdowns due to Covid-๐ฉ in most developed countries.
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When fecal transplants are used to treat severe cases of Covid-19, especially among patients who are unresponsive to conventional treatmentโstool from a healthy donor, that is, the microbes from their gut, is collected and injected into the patientโs gut.
Guesstimate how many patients with severe comorbidities hospitalized for Covid-19 worldwide recover faster when treated with Covid-๐ฉ methods.
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(noun) Updated strain of COVID-19 for 2021.
โCOVID-20 is so last year, COVID-21 is the new virus!โ
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The horniness and vaginal wetness that comes from absence of cock during Covid quarantine.
Female version of Covid Cock.
โThis Covid Pussy is killing me! If I donโt get some dick soon Iโm going to go crazy!โ
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