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A surge in infections and deaths on a Friday the thirteenth, compared to the figures on other dates, which led the authorities to wonder whether the most fearful or unluckiest date in the calendar in the developed world was a catalyst to the higher infection and mortality rates.
Whether COVID-13 victims suffered a double whammy or not is a topic of discussion suited for numerologists and astrologers rather than for scientists and politicians.
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When fecal transplants are used to treat severe cases of Covid-19, especially among patients who are unresponsive to conventional treatment—stool from a healthy donor, that is, the microbes from their gut, is collected and injected into the patient’s gut.
Guesstimate how many patients with severe comorbidities hospitalized for Covid-19 worldwide recover faster when treated with Covid-💩 methods.
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When the number of toilet visits by millions of people on quarantine or lockdown surged exponentially, as many consumed more than what they needed, thus generating tonnes of extra shit.
Guesstimate how many tonnes of poo were produced during the April–June lockdowns due to Covid-💩 in most developed countries.
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(noun) Updated strain of COVID-19 for 2021.
“COVID-20 is so last year, COVID-21 is the new virus!”
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When your partner wears your facemask as underwear after cumming inside of them, then your friend wears that mask on their face in public.
Bro, Jon forgot his facemask last night when we went to Chili's for the 2 for $20 and he has no idea he got Snowvid Covid. Luckily for him it wasn't a Dirty Snowvid. (Came in partners butt)
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Covid/19 a diesise cause because of China and their animalistic ways
That boy has Covid/19
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The opposite of whisky dick.
When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.
Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.
Karen: Covid dick?
Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!
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