poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

crap lab

Another term for the lavatory, shitta, toilet, toot, wc.

Quick, i have a pain in the tummy, where's the nearest crap lab??

missile crap

When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs

I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

Aw, Crap!

This phrase is usually used when bad things happen. For instance...

Person1: I think we lost all our money in the casino...
Person2: Aw, crap!

crap dusted

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??