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Waking up with a hangover wishing the sun would go back down. Also, the title of a song from the album "Sacrament" released in 2006 by heavy metal band Lamb of God.
Last night was crazy! I need to go back to sleep. Please blacken the cursed sun!
A curse in sports where a small box of information known as a stat graphic appears on your TV explaining a current streak of some sort. After the stat graphic is no longer on your TV, the streak is snapped.
A stat graphic reads:
Bruins are the only team not to allow a power play goal in the playoffs. Two minutes later, the Bruins allow a power play goal in the playoffs.
If you are a Bruins fan, you have just fallen victim to the stat graphic curse.
Male impotence; failure to achieve an erection. Classically blamed on a failure to buy pegs or lucky heather many years ago.
"Sorry love, I've got the gypsy's curse. It's like trying to get toothpaste back in the tube."
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This is when you do something called a "Lets Play", and no matter how much you practice, when you start recording... you suddenly suck at the game.
When chuggaaconroy was doing a Lets Play of Super Mario Sunshine, he repeatedly references the Lets Play Curse.
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The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.
After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.
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When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.
Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.
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When some Irish bitch puts The Curse of the Irish on you so when your walking a leprechaun will jump on your face and shove his dick in your mouth.
A leprechaun raped Weston's face after he got back from Ireland where he received the Curse of the Irish.
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